Statement Tees

Nice statement for tees. I have just searched it from goggle. Hope you like it.

• You're not worthy (Pwede isuot sa date ng nanliligaw mo na di mo type)
  
• I love clean air (pwede isuot sa date with a smoker)
• Give me your number like I would ever call you
• U TURN me on...(front) U TURN me off...(back)
• Hello, My name is TROUBLE
  
• You look better at Friendster.
• Do you believe in Love at First Sight? (front), Or should I walk by again? (back)
• Sometimes I think life will be easier if I weren't pretty
• RTFM! (Read the Fuckin' Manual)
• At least my girlfriend doesn't fake it
• I'm a virgin (this is an old shirt)
• Smile if you're gay!
• Please tell your boobs to quit staring at my eyes
• Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
• Crazy enough to kill (and smart enough to get away with it)
• Better be an open sinner than a false saint
• This is the shirt I wear when I don't give a sh*t
• 333 - Only half evil
• I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter
• SARCASM: It's only one of the services I offer
• I think therefore we have nothing in common
• you < me , get the point?
• THE RUMORS ARE TRUE
• I think therefore I'm single.
• boyfriend snatcher
• blame my parents!
• good girls rarely make history
• THINK. It's not yet illegal.
• 50% Single 50% Interested
• Are you stalking me? cause that would be super
• Stop Staring My Boobs Are Shy
• Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship
• YOUR GIRLFRIEND THINKS I'M HOT
• i'm only here because my server is down
• i think therefore i am... from UP
• it's called thinking, you should try it sometime
• I Prefer to be on Top
• just close your eyes... and open your mouth